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The time has come.

I am beginning to watch Doctor Who on Netflix.

It’ll be interesting to see how much of my life this show slowly consumes.



#ROSE #RUN #WHAT IS THAT #sara watches doctor who #the lo-erry money? #wilson? #doctor who


→ Magic Essay Typer.

You’ve been on Tumblr all day instead of writing your paper?

No problem. Just click the link and hit any key. Any. “asdglkadfbg;lju” = “well-constructed thought followed by proof.”



#finals week #good luck #warning #not a real essay shortcut #you probably should've started sooner #or paid someone


This weekend, I drove 790 miles to and from Iowa City, IA without a single incident.

Getting a 10 minute ride home from the car rental place? Some dumbass kid rear-ends the shit out of me and the rental agent as we’re discussing The National at a stoplight.

I need pizza and beer, and I need it now.



#true story #there goes my weekend #where's the whiskey


All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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#the shining #scariest scene in the movie #sara watches horror movies #all work and no play makes jack a dull boy


Also, this happened last weekend. Me at drive thru: Good morning! Welcome to Starbucks. How are you today?
Customer: Givemeaminute.
Me: Sure! Just let me know when you're ready.
Customer:
Me:
Customer: MISS?!
Me, patiently: Yes sir! What can I get started for you?
Customer: I need a large decaf nonfat latte with a Splenda.
Me: Sure thing! Anything else?
Customer:
Customer:
Me: If that's all, it'll be--
Customer: MA'AM. Ma'am, do not rush me.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to--
Customer: Well, it certainly sounds like you meant to rush me and I don't appreciate it.
Me, to coworkers: So, I'm done here.
Coworker: What else can we get for you, sir?
*Later*
Customer to male coworker: I'm glad you took over at the end. For future reference, it's very unpleasant to have to listen to some high-pitched female voice trying to rush you through your order. I'm an expert in customer service, and that woman shouldn't be working here.


#i'm in a management position #my voice makes me suck at my job #true story